IateApie.net's Whats in Your Fridge Contest

When I saw that IateApie.net was having a contest and giving away a magic bullet - which is on my Christmas list - I thought what the heck. And then I read the part about healthy. I should "Write a description of the contents, especially the healthy foods and food products in it." Er, um... Healthy. Check. This will be interesting, because my brother and SIL were here this weekend and they drink. A lot.
The Fridge

Top Shelf, from the left
Pickles in Tupperware (the 3 year old niece dropped and broke the jar) behind that is my mass purchased Spread of Doom aka margarine. It was 3/$1 and I had a weak moment.
Ground sirloin and ground pork for our yummy Thanksgiving lasagna Behind that is leftover pasta that will be made into a yummy Autumn Pasta Frittata
Heavy cream for lasagna and toffee flavored creamer for coffee
Vanilla flavored creamer and fat free milk. Milk. It does a body good. Except mine, because I am lactose intolerant... but that is a whole other blog post.

Middle Shelf, from the left
Kogle Viennas (a locally made hot dog) with bags of tortillas and cheese on top. Grapes, Smart Balance light, lots and lots of Dannon Yogurt, and our fruit basket. (I used to have a fruit bowl, but everyone complained that they wanted their fruit cold. I told them to suck it up and eat the warm fruit, but they kept whining. I used this basket because I didn't want my fruit bowl - which was my grandmas bread bowl- to be broken.) It is currently filled with oranges and various types of apples.

Bottom Shelf, from the left
Eggs! They were cheap, so I stocked up. And up, and up. We are down to our last six dozen uncooked and one dozen hard boiled.
Don't look at that beer! It is what is left from our weekend houseguests. Since Marty only drinks occasionally (read - whenever my brother and SIL are in town) and I don't drink at all, I see a lot of beer bread in our future. Ummm... beer bread.

Produce Drawer
Currently holds celery, 5 lbs of carrots, 6 heads of romaine, leeks, cucumbers, and a few peppers.

The Door
Laughing cow cheese - really good stuffed into a chicken breast with sliced tomato and fresh spinach. Yum. Wasabi paste and Fire sauce from Taco Bell. Various condiments including but not limited to - lingonberry jelly, hot sauce, Thai chili paste, Woostershersterchestersheestershire sauce, low sodium soy sauce, wheat germ, salsa,
Newman's Own Lighten Up Light Lime Vinaigrette, Newman's Own Lighten Up Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing, mustard, Dijon mustard and home made freezer jam.